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This article is dedicated to TK☣️₿ (@Hierarchy2787 on Telegram), a great bitcoiner and freedom defender (pleb in Simply Bitcoin Telegram group chat), reader of my guides and articles.

Also to Nico and Opti, the hosts of the Simply Bitcoin podcast.

In this clown world I realized that there are many categories of people. And after 10+ years trying to onboard as many nocoiners I could, I divided them in specific categories so I would know how to deal with them.

Each bitcoiner, that want to onboard somebody, must know first with who is talking. Each situation must be treated in particular way, you have to know how to present Bitcoin to the other person. Don’t just jump into showing technical analysis, prices growing prices of BTC on exchanges and bullshit crap like that.

No, you must know what really need your nocoiner, what Bitcoin can fix for his particular case.

So, here we have the categories:

Easy to onboard if you tell them the right things they want to hear about Bitcoin. Always know them better before you start "preaching" so you could find the right spot where they will get it. THESE are the vast majority and is where bitcoiners should focus to educate them. With this category you need more preparedness, from your side (knowing them) and also from their side, to be able to listen you. NEVER start with technicalities with this category. You will loose them.

They heard about Bitcoin from other sources, but they are quite clueless how to start, what to do etc. These need help the most, good help and education. Start slowly, with basics about Bitcoin, how to open a wallet, how to store the seed, how to self custody, how to buy / acquire some BTC. I wrote extensive guides about all these steps.

Those that are "experts" in economy and 100% statists that believe only in central banks and govs. NEVER ever say a word to those. Fuck'em'all NGMI.

With these is better to just hand them some meme cards and say anything else.

Those that were scammed because of their ignorance and not having a base knowledge. But they repent and want to come to the light (Bitcoin). These need help and guidance. But I have limited patience with these. If they do not fully repent or try to go back to shitcoinery, I just fuck’em.

Don't waste your time with these. NGMI. Fuck'em'all. Let them eat their own shit.

For these I have a “special message”: Don’t trigger me. Do not try to bring my wrath over you. I have no remorse for maxi shitcoiners.

This is “my strategy” for the last 10+ years to onboard more into Bitcoin.

All my substack guides I wrote, are for the 1st and 2nd category, then all the rest if they want to read them, is their choice. I want to thank to all those helping me with translations: Lux, asi0, Bernhard, Millo.

If they do not want to read my guides... HFSP. I do not waste my time with them.

Starting with Jan 2023, I will start registering my guides / articles with OP_RETURN on the Bitcoin Blockchain.

Why?

Because in this way all my work about Bitcoin will have a forever reference in the Bitcoin history. My grand grand kids will know about my contribution to Bitcoin.

How?

I use OP_RETURN operation in any BTC tx. You can use a specific wallet like Electrum that can do that or use https://opreturnbot.com/ and pay the specific fee to post that simple text in a block. IS JUST A SIMPLE TEXT not a shity NFT. Is like a notary on the blockchain, proving the existence of a document in a certain moment in time.

Where?

You will find that information on the top of each of my articles, with the reference to the block and tx that contain my OP_RETURN.

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